vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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