Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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