Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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