R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
