that's an acceptable place to lick
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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