you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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