Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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