Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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