I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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