I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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