some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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