No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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