we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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