Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
im on a boat
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