all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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