So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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