Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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