I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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