cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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