you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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