I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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