i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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