I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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