This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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