this boner is exhausting
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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