so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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