NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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