I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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