Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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