No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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