Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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