dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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