You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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