Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
wow bdsm is so cute
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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