I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
