Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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