we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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