we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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