I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
COCAINE IS GR8
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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