i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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