So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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