People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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