Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Its about making memories worth repressing
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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