sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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