I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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