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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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