so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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