Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
it's like iHOP with fire
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Randomize
