and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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