i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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