Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime. http://tfl.nu/3xvq
  Replies (22) Good night (2689) Bad night (747)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds http://tfl.nu/vlbj
  Replies (36) Good night (833) Bad night (4289)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class http://tfl.nu/440m
  Replies (29) Good night (10072) Bad night (1048)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad http://tfl.nu/ilsx
  Replies (19) Good night (1145) Bad night (2779)
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1 http://tfl.nu/tz8w
  Replies (35) Good night (6640) Bad night (1069)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns. http://tfl.nu/6hbs
  Replies (9) Good night (4146) Bad night (859)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt? http://tfl.nu/o3a9
  Replies (6) Good night (1237) Bad night (2190)
• Favorite

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (601): answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell http://tfl.nu/66yz
  Replies (3) Good night (1915) Bad night (1257)
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you. http://tfl.nu/tuzf
  Replies (5) Good night (2297) Bad night (766)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito. http://tfl.nu/1g88
  Replies (15) Good night (1902) Bad night (495)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com? http://tfl.nu/sqoo
  Replies (4) Good night (1197) Bad night (474)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed http://tfl.nu/cmm2
  Replies (16) Good night (765) Bad night (1409)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet http://tfl.nu/g9l7
  Replies (4) Good night (786) Bad night (410)
• Favorite

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (336): Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning http://tfl.nu/wjev
  Replies (4) Good night (275) Bad night (675)
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night http://tfl.nu/8plh
  Replies (0) Good night (300) Bad night (178)

Randomize