The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
