the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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