It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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