Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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