see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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