I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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